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the future's so bright because the sun will eventually kill us 
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America, We Like War, we can't think so we fight for freedom, George Carlin

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The Tek-Gnostics Eight-Fold Path

We live in a strange world... getting stranger by the nanosecond. Life in the information age requires modern earthlings to make increasingly complex decisions with an increasing sense of urgency. Given the immediacy in which we must respond, the potential for miscalculation increases exponentially. The consequence of this quickening necessitates the need for strategic adaptation on the part of modern earthlings.

The Tek-Gnostic Mystery School does not presume to possess a solution to the dilemmas surrounding the current human condition, but we think ways exist to improve upon our strategic decision making process. Our aspiration is to infuse “mindful consciousness” into the process. Being awake and in the moment. A combination of mindfulness, acceptance of the moment, and creativity will integrate the essential component of compassion into the decision making process.

Another indispensable aspect of our strategic decision making process incorporates the much needed tactic of using humor to increase the likelihood of a successful outcome. Humor is a prime indicator of intelligence among humans. Injecting humor into a given situation has a residual benefit of intelligence increase for the human smart enough to employ it.

The first step in our journey toward a heart-centered decision making strategy is an issuance of the following Tek-Gnostic eight-fold path. It is a deceptively simple doctrine that illuminates the otherwise dimly lit experience of the human condition…

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World of Nahlej - Shmeat | March 17th

PETA funds a scientist developing meat from tissue culture.

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2009 MTV Movie Awards: Technical Award Winner Carl Berman Celebrates | Video | MTV

Given an on-air moment for a technical award he received during a commercial, Carl Berman lets the honor go to his head, humping his Golden Popcorn while insulting everyone in sight.

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* Your daily gif blog *: Chris Farley

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Surviving the World - Lesson 5 - Fame

Surviving the world
by Dante Sheperd

Daily lessons in science,love and life.

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MC Chris - Fett's Vette - Free MP3 Stream on IMEEM Music

 

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MC Chris - Wiid - Free MP3 Stream on IMEEM Music

"Weed is by my side, it's always been there.
Always been there, always been there.

We're smokin' that Danger Girl.
We're smokin' that Gen 13.
Bong's called Yoda, man,
and Yoda can't STAND a bag filled with stems and seeds.
Yo, I can't stand no ecstacy.
Cocaine made a mess of me.
Beer and booze are now things that I use to do.
Don't misconstrue, I'm still abusin' weed."

Wiid
-mc chris

http://www.mcchris.com/music.php

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Getting rid of swine flu

One pig at a time.

Stormtroopers 365 > Day 45/365

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Are you my Mommy?

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